supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

dutchster:

why is it called common sense if it’s so rare

teamrocketing:

being really excited about something your parents don’t care about

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(Source: drake-ramoray)